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3 years ago
“Buai kuat-kuat, sammpaii lah ke Podeh...
...Apo dalam poti sughat? ...oh! Sughat dari WWF ghupo eh!”
...Apo dalam poti sughat? ...oh! Sughat dari WWF ghupo eh!”
Huhuhu... Den sampai yo kek lebel bawah tadi, den tinjau poti sughat...Manolaaaa tawu kot-kot ado lak Tok Tok Mentoghi kirim cheque. hehehe... Ghupo-ghupo eh, ado gak sughat tuk den malam ni ha. Sughat dari WWF. Bukan WWF yang main gusti-gusti tu la. Hompap-Hompok orang dan baeh dongan kerusi cam dalam telibesen tu. Tapi, ini dari World Wildlife Fund laaaa... Den support pertubohan ni. Sobab tu den dapek sughat ni. kan dio tulih kek sughat tu, “For a Living Planet”. Maksud eh, untuk oghang-oghang yang hidup laie kek muko bumi ni macam den. Hahahaha. Dio oghang nak bagi kojutan kek den... cubo tengok kek bahagian bawah nun... nun di sana... di surat itulah... Dio tulih laie...“Want to know how you've made a difference? Open me to find out...”
Mako itu...den pun bukak lah....
Tahniah! Anda memenangi se-ekor PANDA!
Kato eh la... Kui kui kui kui... Tak do lah, dio oghang suh den baco artikel ni. Nampak cam surat khabar...
Oh! Majelah ghupo eh... majelah Rhino tu isu dah lamo. Itu tahun lopeh punyo. Polik den nih, mano isu yang baghu...iehkhhh... kek situ laie, dio x suh den order beruang PANDA tu...tapi, suh order baju yang dio oghang pakai la dan ado lambang PANDA... Hehe... Oghang yang den tengok kek dalam gamba ni pon cam ado gupo beruang sikit-sikit.
Hahahahaha... Sebagai tando den menyokong pertubohan ini, mako itu...dongan resmi eh, den bagi tahu...Hujung bulan ni den order satu yo...
Kemudian, den tutup balik surat-surat dan artikel tu... simpan, esok pagi la baco. Limo boleh minit kendian eh, den amik gambar buah ati den sambil-sambil dio makan. Manjo boto lah sekor nih...
“dio memang suko makan salad...
selalu eh, den bagi walnut yo...
kadang-kadang den kupik an kuaci bunge matahari...
tapi malam ni, den bagi dio makan epal gak...
sobab stock walnut den tikuih bosa kepalo itam yang makan...hampeh la dio...”
*ni lah tikuih eh...
Oh! Majelah ghupo eh... majelah Rhino tu isu dah lamo. Itu tahun lopeh punyo. Polik den nih, mano isu yang baghu...iehkhhh... kek situ laie, dio x suh den order beruang PANDA tu...tapi, suh order baju yang dio oghang pakai la dan ado lambang PANDA... Hehe... Oghang yang den tengok kek dalam gamba ni pon cam ado gupo beruang sikit-sikit.
Hahahahaha... Sebagai tando den menyokong pertubohan ini, mako itu...dongan resmi eh, den bagi tahu...Hujung bulan ni den order satu yo...
Kemudian, den tutup balik surat-surat dan artikel tu... simpan, esok pagi la baco. Limo boleh minit kendian eh, den amik gambar buah ati den sambil-sambil dio makan. Manjo boto lah sekor nih...
“dio memang suko makan salad...selalu eh, den bagi walnut yo...
kadang-kadang den kupik an kuaci bunge matahari...
tapi malam ni, den bagi dio makan epal gak...
sobab stock walnut den tikuih bosa kepalo itam yang makan...hampeh la dio...”
*ni lah tikuih eh...Ahahahahaha... Kendian, den feed Emilda. Kalo x kona Emilda tu sapo... Tengok lah balik entri den yang bulan februari punyo... Huhuhuhuhu. Okay, den nak rehaaaaaaatttt! Salam sayang untuk orang kampong!
“Tepat jam seboleh tadi, powut den teraso la lapar. dan kendian, den ghaso nak makan. Pikir nyo pikir... den pon poie la dapor tengok barang2 ni...(nasib baik la ado). den trus masak... Ni resipi eh..”
IKAN KUKUS HALIA
1 ekor Ikan Siakap - di bersih
2 sudu makan Halia - di hiris halus
1 sudu makan Bawang merah - di hiris halus
1 sudu kecil Bawang putih - di hiris halus
4 biji Cili Padi - di titik
1 sudu makan Daun ketumbar
2 sudu makan Lobak merah - di hiris halus
2 sudu makan Cendawan shitake - di hiris halus
1 biji Air limau nipis
2 sudu besar Sos Tiram
1 sudu besar Kicap Cair
1 sudu kecil Gula
4 sudu makan Air
Cagho - cagho eh :
1. Bersihkan ikan dan letak ikan di atas pingan bujur.
2. Masukan semua bahan lain mangkuk dan gaul hingga rata.
3. Tuang di atas permukaan ikan dan kukus selama 20-25 minit.
4. Siap untuk di hidang hias dengan daun bawang dan cili merah.
Hah, kojap laie den baru nak jamah nasik sama ikan kukuih... hehehe...
“Setiap hari, den selalu pikir kan jalan tuk buek duit. Bukan lah maksud den buek duet macam bank negaro buek tu. Print - Print - cop - cop - cop puppp jadik lah sepoloh ringgit, limo ringgit. Kalao macam tu, hah, Kayo lah den”
Okaylah, berbalik semulo pado topik asal den, “Buek Duit”. Den yakin, kalau den kumpol kan sploh owang, den suh angkek tangan lopeh den bertanyo... “Siapo kek sini nak buek duit, dan untung eh lipat-lipat gando sampai tak buleh nak lipat laie?”. Mako 7 orang akan angkek, 2 orang separa angkek, sorang laie tak angkek langsung. Kenapo dongan 3 orang ni... Cam nak tak nak yo buek duit. Ghupo - ghupo eh 2 orang tadi kurang yakin boleh ko buek duit tanpo ado barangan yang di niagokan? Yang sorang laie, takut nak mencubo dan tak percayo langsung sobab eh...Dah korap kali donga MLM atau perniagaan sepoti ini merugikan. Invest-invest-invest, kono tutup plak lah. Tup-tup, duit losap. Hah, takut gak den donga...puluh-puluh ghibu abih dah ni, habih lah tabong ayam den pocah an. *Den bolum terpedayo laie dongan MLM - MLM ni...Den x gomar. Kui kui kui.
Tapi, den percayo pado satu bondo ni... bunyi eh lobih kurang, "Adsense". Kawan den kek Vietnam, sibuok suruh den buek website, atau pon blog di mano orang buleh jumpo keperluan eh sepoti Servis Cucian Baju Mak Cik Melah, Order Kueh Karipap, tempah on-line sekarang tahun depan sampai. Hahaha...Melalut plak. Okaylah, baru-baru ni memang ado kawan den advice sobab dio dah buek kelas mengaja bahso omputih online. Dio dah dapek USD1000 sebulan. Banyak lah tu. Tapi dio buek gune Google Adsence. Den dah try G.A ni, tapi kurang meransangkan lah. Sekarang, den nak cubo lak di B.S! hahahaha... Kojap laie den nak register kat B.S, ujung bulan den nak jadi ahli berbayar supayo den dapek advertise kan banyak lagi iklan-iklan online berbanding guno G.A ni. Nanti den bagi tahu B.S tu apo eh, yo?! -Salam Malam Rabu!
Nota Kaki : Kalau den berjayo buek duet kali ni dongan B.S, den nak ajak kenagkawan yang selalu ikut blog den ber'blogging' jugak! ok?
Hah, zaman sekarang ni kalau semakin bosa gaji seseorang tu mako secaro tidak langsung eh...akan bosar lah belanjo individu tu...kan? Botul tak? Den selalu jugak bertanyo kek kengkawan den, yang bujang-bujang, baik laki mahu pon yang pempuan eh. Kalau yang laki-laki punyo jawapan:
1) “aku nak upgrade kereta lah, bagi cun lagi...baru sedap drive kehulu - ke hilir”
2) “aku nak pergi holiday lah bulan depan, tiap bulan aku mesti pergi bercuti
- rasa laen macam kalu tak gi holiday”
3) “Hujung bulan ni aku nak beli handphone baru!”
Kalau yang dak pempuan nya pulak:
1) “Eh, movie baru dah keluar lom? Jom, gi tengok”
2) “Nak gi shopping la hujung minggu ni, jom”
3) “make-up baru, make-up baru, make-up baru”
Dan banyak lagi la jawapan-jawapan yang selalu den donga. Kalau tak percayo, cubo ronungkan yang ini :
“Kalau baru menyewa masuk sebuah rumah baru, mesti lah kito ado ghaso nak pakai tv baru, kipeh angin baru, lampu tido baru, DVD player baru, sampaikan dvd movie pon sumernye nak kena cerita-cerita yang baru. Ceghito-ceghito yang lamo, tak tengok dah...sumo eh dah bungkuih dalam pelastik taruk kek bilik belakang”
1) “aku nak upgrade kereta lah, bagi cun lagi...baru sedap drive kehulu - ke hilir”
2) “aku nak pergi holiday lah bulan depan, tiap bulan aku mesti pergi bercuti
- rasa laen macam kalu tak gi holiday”
3) “Hujung bulan ni aku nak beli handphone baru!”
Kalau yang dak pempuan nya pulak:
1) “Eh, movie baru dah keluar lom? Jom, gi tengok”
2) “Nak gi shopping la hujung minggu ni, jom”
3) “make-up baru, make-up baru, make-up baru”
Dan banyak lagi la jawapan-jawapan yang selalu den donga. Kalau tak percayo, cubo ronungkan yang ini :
“Kalau baru menyewa masuk sebuah rumah baru, mesti lah kito ado ghaso nak pakai tv baru, kipeh angin baru, lampu tido baru, DVD player baru, sampaikan dvd movie pon sumernye nak kena cerita-cerita yang baru. Ceghito-ceghito yang lamo, tak tengok dah...sumo eh dah bungkuih dalam pelastik taruk kek bilik belakang”
Okaylah, berbalik semulo pado topik asal den, “Buek Duit”. Den yakin, kalau den kumpol kan sploh owang, den suh angkek tangan lopeh den bertanyo... “Siapo kek sini nak buek duit, dan untung eh lipat-lipat gando sampai tak buleh nak lipat laie?”. Mako 7 orang akan angkek, 2 orang separa angkek, sorang laie tak angkek langsung. Kenapo dongan 3 orang ni... Cam nak tak nak yo buek duit. Ghupo - ghupo eh 2 orang tadi kurang yakin boleh ko buek duit tanpo ado barangan yang di niagokan? Yang sorang laie, takut nak mencubo dan tak percayo langsung sobab eh...Dah korap kali donga MLM atau perniagaan sepoti ini merugikan. Invest-invest-invest, kono tutup plak lah. Tup-tup, duit losap. Hah, takut gak den donga...puluh-puluh ghibu abih dah ni, habih lah tabong ayam den pocah an. *Den bolum terpedayo laie dongan MLM - MLM ni...Den x gomar. Kui kui kui.
Tapi, den percayo pado satu bondo ni... bunyi eh lobih kurang, "Adsense". Kawan den kek Vietnam, sibuok suruh den buek website, atau pon blog di mano orang buleh jumpo keperluan eh sepoti Servis Cucian Baju Mak Cik Melah, Order Kueh Karipap, tempah on-line sekarang tahun depan sampai. Hahaha...Melalut plak. Okaylah, baru-baru ni memang ado kawan den advice sobab dio dah buek kelas mengaja bahso omputih online. Dio dah dapek USD1000 sebulan. Banyak lah tu. Tapi dio buek gune Google Adsence. Den dah try G.A ni, tapi kurang meransangkan lah. Sekarang, den nak cubo lak di B.S! hahahaha... Kojap laie den nak register kat B.S, ujung bulan den nak jadi ahli berbayar supayo den dapek advertise kan banyak lagi iklan-iklan online berbanding guno G.A ni. Nanti den bagi tahu B.S tu apo eh, yo?! -Salam Malam Rabu!
Nota Kaki : Kalau den berjayo buek duet kali ni dongan B.S, den nak ajak kenagkawan yang selalu ikut blog den ber'blogging' jugak! ok?
Oghang koba...Den lahir daghi poghut omak
(Bukan koba laie dah...Memang boto pon)
Bilo hauih, yang susu 'an .... omak
Bila lapar, yang suap 'an den.... omak
Bila den sensorang, yang selalu kek samping den.. .. omak
Kata omak, perkataan pertamo yang den sobut.... Omak(Tapi, time tu den baby laie...lom ghotie laie cakap negori tawu)
Bilo bangun tido, den caghi.... omak
Bilo nangih, oghang pertamo yang datang .... omak
Bilo nak bermanja, den poie pado.... omak
Bilo nak bergesel, den duduk sebolah.... omak
Bilo sodih, yang buleh pujuk den hanyolah.... omak
Bilo nakal, yang maghah an den.... omak
Bilo menghajuk, yang memujok den cumo.... omak
Bilo melakukan kesalahan, yang paling copek maghah.... omak
Bilo takut, yang tonang 'an den.... omak
Bilo nak peluk, yang den suko poluk.... omak
Den selalu teringatkan ..... omak
Bilo sodih, den mesti caghik.... omak
Bilo seghonok, orang pertamo den nak bagitawuu..... omak
Bilo bongang.. den gomar luah pado.. omak
Bilo takut, den selalu panggil... "Omaaakkkk! "
Bilo den sakit, oghang paling ghisau adolah.... omak
Bilo nak pekso, oghang paling sebok jugak.... omak
Bilo buek hal, yang maghah den dulu.... omak
Bila ado masalah, yang paling ghisau.... omak
Yang masih poluk dan cium den sampai haghi ni.. omak
Yang selalu masak makanan kegomaran den.... omak
kalau balik ke kampung, yang selalu bokalkan ulam & laok paok..... omak
Yang selalu simpan dan komeh 'an baghang-baghang den.... omak
Yang selalu berleter kek den... omak
Yang selalu puji den.... omak
Yang selalu nesihat 'an den .... omak
Bila nak kahwen..Oghang pertamo den tunjok dan rujok..... omak
Den ado pasangan hidop sendiri....
Bilo seronok, den caghi.......pasangan den
Bilo sodih, den caghi...... omak
Bilo berjayo, den ceghito 'an pado....pasangan den
Bilo gagal, den ceghito 'an pado.... omak
Bilo bahagio, den poluk erat....pasangan den
Bilo berduko, den poluk erat.... omakku
Bilo nak bercuti, den bawak....pasangan den
Bilo sibokk, den anta anak ke ghumah..... omak
Bilo sambut valentine... Den baghi hadiah pado pasangan den
Bilo sambut haghii ibu...den cumo dapek ucap-'an "Selamat Hari Ibu"
Selalu.. den ingat pasangan den
Selalu.. omak ingat kek den
Bilo-bilo... den akan talipon pasangan den
Ontah bilo... den nak talipon omak
Selalu....den bolikan hadiah untuk pasangan den
Ontah bilo... den nak bolikan hadiah untuk omak
Renungkan:
"Kalau kau sudah habis belajar dan berkerja... bolehkah kau kirim wang untuk omak?
mak bukan nak banyak... limo puloh ringgit sebulan pun cukuplah"...
Berdoghai air mato jiko kito mendongar-eh........
Tapi kalau mak sudah takdo..... .....
MAKKKKK...RINDU MAK..... RINDU SANGAT....
Beghapo ghamai yang sanggup menyuapkan omak eh.....
Beghapo ghamai yang sanggup mencuci muntah omak nyo.....
Beghapo ghamai yang sanggup mengantikan lampin omak eh......
Beghapo ghamai yang sanggup membersihkan najis omaknyo.......
Beghapo ghamai yang sanggup membuang ulat dan membersihkan luka kudis omaknyo....
Beghapo ghamai yang sanggup beghonti kojo untuk menjago omak eh.....
dan akhir sekali Beghapo ghamai yang sembahyang JENAZAH omak eh.......
Se-oghang anak mendapatkan omak-eh yang sodang sibuk menyediokan makan malam di dapur lalu mengulurkan sekoping kertas yang bertulis sesuatu. Si ibu segera mengesatkan tangan di apron menyambut kertas yang dihulurkan oleh si anak lalu membacanya..Kos upah membantu ibu:
1) Tolong pergi kedai : RM4.00
2) Tolong jaga adik : RM4..00
3) Tolong buang sampah : RM1.00
4) Tolong kemas bilik : RM2.00
5) Tolong siram munge : RM3.00
6) Tolong sapu sampah : RM3.00
Jumlah : RM17..00
Selosai membaco, si omak tersonyum memandang si anak sambil sesuatu berlegar-legar di mindanya.. Si ibu mencapai sebatang pen dan menulis sesuatu di belakang kertas yang sama.
1) Kos mengandungkan ekau selamo 9 bulan - FREE
2) Kos berjaga malam kerana menjago ekau - FREE
3) Kos air mata yang menitis kerana ekau - FREE
4) Kos kerunsingan kerana bimbangkan ekau - FREE
5) Kos menyediokan makan minum, pakaian, dan keperluan ekau -FREE
Jumlah Keseluruhan Nilai Kasihku - FREE
Air mata si anak berlinang setelah membaca apa yang dituliskan oleh siibu. Si anak menatap wajah ibu,memoluknya dan berkata,
"Den Sayangkan Omak". Kemudian si anak mengambil pen dan menulis "Telah Dibayar" pada mukasurat yang sama ditulisnya.
Nota Kaki : Den toghah fikir kan hediah tuk omak den. Ghindu kek omak.
dan lagi lagi Tensen! Tensen! Tensen! Tensen! Tensen! Tensen! Tensen! Tensen! Tensen! Tensen! den baru pulang dari tompek bekojo den. Ha, herankan...tadi pukul 9 lobih, den dah taip kan entry, dan den dah poie kojo... Tetibo ni jam, den muncul laie dongan entri yang ntah hapo-hapo ntah! Tensen! Tensen! Tensen! Tensen! Iyo, sesungguh nyo den ghhaso Tensen! sekarang. Den dah poie kojo tadi. Malam ni den kojo samo ijat. Dio ni, Chef jugak. Oghang kek tompek kojo den golar an dio 'Chef Sependa'. Dek kerano hobi eh skudeng sependa - sependa staf pompuan, makko dongan resmi eh... Masyurlah namo gelaran 'Chef Sependa' ni. Apo yang berlaku? Mako den pon bercerito lah...
Pagi somalam, 11hb limo. Den torhanguih kan puff, sardin puff samo chicken puff. kosilapan itu, den x sengajo kan. Kojo den yang ter akhir ialah monyodiokan item untuk Palmz. Ado 3 - 4 barang tuk Palmz. Tu smo termasok la Giant Muffin, Old Style Quiche Lorraine, Puff dan Beef & Bean Pie! 3 barang dah siap dibakar. Tingga laie, puff yo kek dalam oven. Lopeh den siap bakar muffin... den tolupo nak keluar kan puff yang tertingga di daam oven! Kemudian, den pon siap2 balik. Sobab den x mahu tunggu lelamo iolah den kono bangun awal tuk poie exam potang eh nanti. Den pon balik la... (Breakfast, Lunch, Surf fayafok dan kendian tido, serta turut dan bangun topek jam tigo potang... pup pap pup pap, toghuih den poie kojo tuk seat exam.)
Maso den kek tompek kojo pulak, Chef Wan ado yo togor den pesal samo puff yang den bakar tadi pagi. Lopeh den mohon maaf kek chef wan, dio cakap 'Jangan Buek Laie, yo'?
Den cakap, Baiklah, chef. Tapi, Malam ni... C sependa ni plak yang huru hara tanyo macam-macam. Dio punyo x pueh hati samo den tolah pon mencotuskan keadaan yang buruk di mano den terpakso meng-explain dan meminta maaf. Namun, beliau x dapek menerima kemaafan dari den. Den tak amek hati btw. Tapi, yang den bongang an sekarang iolah c sependa ni tadi dah forcing den supayo den naik dan jumpo chep den yang paling bosar untuk torangkan apo yang berlaku. Den cakap, ok. Sok den buek cenggitu. Sebonar eh, dio pon lopeh tangan jugak kek dalam dapor. Dio tak ponah pon komeh-komeh tompek kojo. Tak macam chef jawo samo chef wan... lain sikit la pe'el si sependa ni. Peh tu, ni dah duo malam den tengok dio stim yo masok kojo. Stim marijuana la... Dio baru laie berani buek cam tu kek tompek kojo. sebolum ni, x ponah lak den tengok. Tapi, dalam duo malam ni...memang bughok muko eh lopeh 'kono' 'marijuana' nih. Ieeeee...den x gomar. So, berbalik semula kek cerito asal... dio botul-botul buek den x buleh bekojo. So, den pon...balik la umah. Salam Pagi Selaso untuk kengkawan yang kona samo den!
oh! E X A M! Korang sumer tahu kan exam tu mende? Haa, bukan takat exam kat sekolah dengan universiti dulu je. Sekarang aku dok kija dalam dapuq pon, masih kena attend exam! Exam ni, salah satu KPI's yang aku kena score dalam setahun. Kalo aku failed exam yang petang tadi, jawabnya BONUS tahun depan kurang meriahlaaaa jawabnya. Alhamdulillah, biorpon den ado sikit rasa lotih dan mengantok... Ternyato den bolum laie pupus ingatan pasal apo yang den tahu sopanjang den kojo kek Hotel nih. Den raso-raso lah, potang tadik den dapek score 150% untuk personal KPI's kali ni. Huh, logo den ghhaso an. Semontolahan den pulang dari menduduki pekso potang tadi, den toghuih balik ke ghumah di Kota Warisan. Tido sampai jam sploh malam. kendian, den bersiap ala kadar (sobab den sememang eh dah hensem) untuk poie bertugas pado malam akhir ni. (Esok den cuti la). Okaylah, den nak poie kojo nih. Buh-bai! Solamat Malam Yo!
Rasanya, dah hampir seratus kali aku dok menyanyi lagu nih. Sejak balik dari majlis re-married tok J dengan wan J 2 hari lepas, lidah aku x henti-henti mendendangkan lagu ni... Sekarang pon...rasa nak nyanyi lagi... Jom menyanyi sesama.
Ketika aku dibelai
Kasih sayang mu terindah
Kau tersenyum bila melihat diri ini
Kini ku telah dewasa
Kasih dirimu tak berbelah bagi
Hanya pada diriku
Seharum bunga indah
Pelukanmu itu sayang
Bak awan biru melindungiku
Hanyalah kasihmu
Yang aku perlu
Tiada duanya untuk kubandingkan darimu
Hanyalah kasihmu.... ohh ibu
Biarlah bersemadi dalam hati
Buat selamanya ohhhh
Kau ternilai bagi diri
Kesungguhanmu mendewasakanku
Andai semua berubah akhirnya
Sinarmu hilang selamanya... Ohh...
Aku ada risalah kambing untuk dikongsi bersama anda! Sila tonton! Terima Kasih...
Kasihan kambing - kambing ini...
Nama Penuh : Picu
Nama Samaran : PP
Bangsa : Girbil
Warganegara : Melaysia
Umur : 1 Tahun
Generasi : ke - 2
Status : Bujang
Jantina : Jantan
Asal : Cheras
Makanan kegemaran : Sayur Salad (Crispy Salad), Walnut, Kuaci Bunga,
Hobi : Mengkuis Bedding(habuk kayu), Memanjat, tidoo
Sambil mengusap perut aku yang kenyang, aku membuka fayafoks untuk menaip entry ini. ah, letih baru pulang dari bekerja. Bosan, sebab cuti/off day aku jatuh weekday. Tapi kalau x off jugak... Pengsan la aku. Hape ni? tapi takpe. Aku menghabiskan masa aku dengan melihat yutub dan membaca artikel di wikipedia. sungguh mantap. ektually, ni baru je lepas breakfast. Abang aku yang g beli breakfast tadi…ya ha ha…selamat duit lunch aku hari ni. Sebab lepas ni adalah waktu tidur aku. Petang, ada exam di tempat kerja aku. Exam! Exam! Exam! Sakit otak aku mikirkan menda ni. Sebabnya, aku x buat revision langsung. Kalau staff-staff laen tu, siap bawak 'toyol' lagi. Tensen aku nengokkan sikap orang lain. Sambil-sambil aku taip entry ni, aku masih melayan lagi si PP yang dok main dalam akuarium yang rege nya rm19.00. Minggu-minggu depan, aku bercadang nak bina house yang lebih besar untuk si PP nih. Dan, kalau ada rezeki lebih; aku nak mating kan dia dengan sekor Girbil betina yang berkaler putih. Pasti mereka akan menerima cahaye mata berbulu itam putih, atau putih kesemuanya, atau itam keseluruhannya. kalau aku nak tri-color, buleh tak? coklat, putih dan hitam... Macamana kalau aku bagi yang sekor ni 2 bini. Satu Putih dan satu lagi coklat. Haha... finally, pasti dapat kembar! Sebabnya, Girbil aku ni aktif(kuat main).Nama Samaran : PP
Bangsa : Girbil
Warganegara : Melaysia
Umur : 1 Tahun
Generasi : ke - 2
Status : Bujang
Jantina : Jantan
Asal : Cheras
Makanan kegemaran : Sayur Salad (Crispy Salad), Walnut, Kuaci Bunga,
Hobi : Mengkuis Bedding(habuk kayu), Memanjat, tidoo
"Setahun yang sudah, selepas kelahiran si PP ini... Selepas si Ibu memotong tali pusat (gumpalan darah) after dia besalin, bapaknya terus kong-ket ibunya lagi... lorrr... ter-peranjat gak aku sebab dia main depan mata aku tanpa segan silu. Bayangkan ; setelah sekian lama menahan nafsu. Just right after new-born itu...terus di-talanya si ibu....".
Emph...nafsu binatang sungguh. Kekoseran aku! Mujurlah kita ni tak begitu, kan? Tapi, macamana pula kes-kes rogol bapak rogol anak, anak rogol bapak, eh, ada ke kes cam ni? Siapakah yang bersalah? .....callo bette!
Hi to readers :
I have Winers camera bags to let go. The price is RM300.00 nett. No Discount since I just use it for once since i bought this. I have advertise this bag too at Mudah.com.my
I have attach the photo for this bag here too!
got rain cover! tapi kalau bawak berenang..habis lah jugak.
up to 3 n 5 compartments!
O R I G I N A L B R A N D *winer
And you can put the SLR camera - NoteBOOK/NetBOOK. PC are not allowed! others GEARS!
Kindly contact me at :
Mr Osman,
013-6367093
Reason to let go : I got another bags. Don't want to keep it!
Conditions : 90% (baru guna satu kali)
Mr Osman,
013-6367093
Reason to let go : I got another bags. Don't want to keep it!
Conditions : 90% (baru guna satu kali)
I HAVE BEEN AWAY since February...
A lot of thing to do. Alhamdulillah... Everything seems to be done!
Coming up with more opinions + stories + info + hobbies on next post.
Ahh.. Too many days i haven't create a post. Every days have an interesting story to be shared! For example : Three days ago..
"Emilda, have started to eat the crickets! Since 14th Feb, she can't/don't have an appetite on the cricket! The wieght of her bodies also seem to change! However, Three days ago, i am gave her the cricket! The first one, she ate it! Fast. I tried to wit' the 2nd cricket, she refused to pointed her tounge. Now, i noticed she will only eat if the cricket didn't jumped around. "
Yesterday...
"When i was sleeping, i heard a very high tones voice! It come from the cricketS! It's keep whistling! I used to sleep in front of Television. Since i have changed Emilda's house from inside of my room to outside, near to my sofa. So, i can hear the harmony music from the aquarium! Its feel like in the jungle now! Lol...
Today...
"I have registered a new email, johandosmandshaharuddin@yahoo.com, after adding several contacts, i have received a message, from my friend in Vietnam! Long time haven't talk to him...
he's teaching english online nowadays. He's also gaing USD from the google adsence. he inviting me to do the same... Yeah, i'd like to!
Tomorrow,
I will go to KL, repairing my notebook, because the DVD player already errored since quite long time ago!
Tonight?
Go to work!
Wah, it seem a hard day when got cold + flu + head ache. However, on last sunday, i went to the clinic. Taking my perscription, after one night resting... "Alhamdulillah, the day after, everything going back to normal. Nah... Today is much better than yesterday. I was spending my time with Emilda at my room. Changing her water. Taking her to her pool for bath, the weather are quite hot today, seems going to rain in the afternoon). After that, i am preparing my lunch. Just a 15 minutes cooking. Two stoves, one for frying the fish while the other one is for the ketchup gravy. Then, just mixed it altogher and done!
Dah 2 hari D E M a M. Gara-gara menegur orang yang demam kat tempat keje...aku plak yang berjangkit. Siap batuk-batuk lagi ni. Selesema...tak usah cakap lah... Tapi, tetap gak aku nak g keja... Sebabnya, hujung bulan 28hb Feb hingga 3hb, aku cuti. Then, 13hb till 15hb March, aku coti lg... ada food competition kt Penang. Jom la reramai pg.
Tak Larat la nk terus cerita. Demam seh...
Tak Larat la nk terus cerita. Demam seh...
"Sedang matahari mengusik embun pagi
dan ketika bulan lena di peraduan
engkau pun sedang asyik di uliti mimpi
aku sorang yang mengigau
puas ku mencoba
merawat hati luka
kuimbas sepiku
kisah menggigit tulang
kuerat cinta kita
kubalut tiap luka
luka yang masih terus berdarah
telah kugadaikan kasih dan sayangku
buat membayar harga cintamu
andainya itu tiada cukup lagi
akan kujualkan janji mu
Terus ku berjalan dan jauh berkelana
mencari benang dan jarum penjahit luka
Begitulah harganya sebuah cinta
cinta yang tiada lagi bermakna
telah kugadaikan kasih dan sayangku
buat membayar harga cintamu
andainya itu tiada cukup lagi
akan kujualkan janji mu"
Penat sangat Petang SeMALAm, Selalunya kerja shift malam aja. SeKaRAng dah tukar balik shift petang, 3-11 p.m. BalIK Rumah, Sampai masuk biliK pon, tak boleh nak buat apa dah. TeRSANGAT LetiH. KesUDAhanNya, terlena hingga Ke Pagi. Emph.... EmILDA pon sudah lena di atas RAnTiNG kaYunya. MmMMMmmm... SayA turut terLena di Atas katil dengan TiNgkap Sling tidAK berTuTup. NyaMUK masuk pon SayA x tau. YAng Saya tau, dekat 15 Kali juGAk SAyA terjaga sebab MenEmpeleng Nyamuk NyaMUK tu. Finally, SAYa bangun dAri KAtil dan lari ke RuanG TAmu. Bummmm... Tido kat bawah Putaran kipas silIng Yang laju. Pepagi, SaYa teRSEDAr pun sebab terDengar bunyi AzAN subuH. Jam 6 lah kot. Azan subuh kaT tempat SAya menyewa SEKARAng tak sama dengan kAT asraMA SAYA daHUlu (SaYA membesaR Di AsrAMA). Beza. JAUH BerBeza. Kalau Pagi-PAgI tu, yang terdengar SUARA cucu ImaM masjid. SeMAsa Di Asrama dahulu, SayA di BerI kElonggaraN unTUK berSolat Jemaah DI MAsjid(alaSAN saya; lEbih tinggi pahalaNya kalaU saya BERJalan kaki Dalam keadaan BerWUDhuk ke Masjid). DiSEBABkan saya lebih senang berGAUL dengan JEmaaH masjid yang tinggaL berHaMpiRAn daRI tAman PeRUMAhan BErHAmpiran, Maka itu sayA Sering BerulanG KE mASJID pada wakTU ASAr SETIAP KALI MENJELang hari Jumaat! KerAna waktu-waktu itu sanGAt jarang Jemaah DAtaNG, jadi AkU menGAmbil Peluang UntUK MengaLuNkan Azan Di MASjid berkenaaN. *tersedar dari mengelamun* SeLesai Solat Subuh, SaYA Terus MenGHadaP Laptop. Membuat Posting-Posting baru dan Mengikuti CeRita darI Blogger laen... dan KemUDian Sambung TiDo.
G O O D M O R N I N G E V E R Y B O D Y!
It is time to feed E M I L D A with her mealworm! After this i'd like to download all the pictures from my Canon EOS 450D camera. There's some stuff n a bit crowded in my room! The painting stuff near to my Dell printer. All the books and magazine. It messed-up my view. Argh... got to clear them up.
"printer and paper"
This printer have been in it box for a year. I haven't use it because it has no ink! I have never tried to purchase the ink as it quite 'leceh' for purchasing the item through the internet! However, sooner or later i will get the ink as this printer is very useful for me!
"c o l o u r f u l"
"d a m n thing"
H a a a a a a a a! This is s e r i u o s l y make me unhappy! Actually, this is the major problem why i just cant do editing with all the pictures which i have taken before! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Thinking of getting new external hard drive, or get a DVD-burner(so i may burn all the files and save it into cd/dvd rw, or getting a new set of PC's! I am not sure yet. Tegang! Tegang!
It is time to feed E M I L D A with her mealworm! After this i'd like to download all the pictures from my Canon EOS 450D camera. There's some stuff n a bit crowded in my room! The painting stuff near to my Dell printer. All the books and magazine. It messed-up my view. Argh... got to clear them up.
"printer and paper"This printer have been in it box for a year. I haven't use it because it has no ink! I have never tried to purchase the ink as it quite 'leceh' for purchasing the item through the internet! However, sooner or later i will get the ink as this printer is very useful for me!
"c o l o u r f u l"
"d a m n thing"H a a a a a a a a! This is s e r i u o s l y make me unhappy! Actually, this is the major problem why i just cant do editing with all the pictures which i have taken before! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!
Thinking of getting new external hard drive, or get a DVD-burner(so i may burn all the files and save it into cd/dvd rw, or getting a new set of PC's! I am not sure yet. Tegang! Tegang!
I woke up from my bed at 7 p.m in the evening. Its getting dark. At 5 p.m, i just woke for a while to go to the toilet. It is raining. Oh, it is wonderful rest day!
It's a bit cold here. Suddenly, thinking about Emilda. She might be a little bit cold in her house. So, i switch on the lamp which is to provided her a light during night and keep her a bit warm! I just discover this few scene in her house. Please, enjoy this view as i do!
"b e a u t i f u l"
"see my well developed muscular leg"
"pose.. pose..pose"
"loving couple"
"nice body"
"hide"n
"seek"
A t N i g h t, i am start to prepared my dinner. Ikan keli masak cili api, my favourite dish! LOL.
After done with my meal, start on surfing the internet! Read out some of my friends blog. It is such a long time i haven't involved chat with others people due to i have to stabilize my profession since last year. It may sounded to easy, "other people working too". Somehow, i'd really need times to get in everything in my house. Now, i will get back to those friends who have known me for many years.
After done with my meal, start on surfing the internet! Read out some of my friends blog. It is such a long time i haven't involved chat with others people due to i have to stabilize my profession since last year. It may sounded to easy, "other people working too". Somehow, i'd really need times to get in everything in my house. Now, i will get back to those friends who have known me for many years.
W H E N i got home this morning, as usual i am take out Emilda from her house. Put it on my shoulder. She just can't stay quite over my shoulder. She is very active at the moment. Maybe it is near to her "Emilda Happy Time". I am quickly move her into her house and leave her about half an hour. Finally, she is . . . over the paper. Now, i know she digest all her meal once a day in the morning!
After that, i amcleaning her house and put her in her large size pool to get a bath! 30 minutes later, i took her out as i am worried she will get sick*demam*. Trust me, she is very happy to stayed in the large size house! Humph, i was thinking to assamble her a big size h o u s e in my room! I had some space about 10 feet wide right in my room. Maybe i will used that to built a mini garden for her.
I am also interested to get another male Water Dragon as her housemate soon! Somehow, how to find?
From my observation, it is very rare to get a Male Chinese Water Dragon in Malaysia. So, I got to arrange my scheduled for taking a break for holiday! Probably, going to oversea soon! *sigh*
While she start to rest in her house, i was about to start my p a i n t i n g. I am drawing her over the paper and start to paint. Paint. Paint. I used arcylic material for this! Will see the result soon!
After giving her meal, she's look so happy. Good then. It time for me sleep then.
"G O O D MORNING!"
I have to arranged some food and equipment for her meal. Which I have to breed/maintain the number of the mealworm. I was took away 2 nos of plain hard roll from my kitchen to be put in the small aquarium, some green leave vegetables, a cup of wheat(wholemeal mixed with dry seeds) and a little portion of chicken meat and a slice of potatoes for maintaining the moisture in the small aquarium.
M e a l w o r m
Before that, i have to transfer the mealworm from the plastic bag into the small aquarium! After a few moment, they were started to eating all the grain and wheat, potatoes and (the bread roll too). I am very happy for that. Atleast, the mealworm won't starving and died just like that!
"oh...food, food, food... quick! quick! quick!"
At the same time, I was noticed that Emilda are stay quite in her home. I am wondering, why. Suddenly, i noticed she is having her digesting moment where i called it "Emilda happy time". *Loud Out Laugh* As you can see here, she is digested her 'boob' near to her tail, there!
"Emilda H A P P Y T I M E"
After 10 minute placing some bread, i dropped her the mealworm and the crickets... Emilda had no interest to eat the crickets. She's just keep eating the mealworm! While the crickets and mealworm start to eat the bread!
"Sharing"
"DRINK AND SHOWER"Emilda, she is a W O N D E R F U L L I Z A R D !
First of all, i'd like to thanks to myself because i am already have something to be care soon! I was about having a new company from this new buddy today! She is a female baby Chinese Water Dragon,i named her as a Emilda.
"I am Emilda""Emilda is about taking a rest in her swimming pool after a long hour trip since I bring her from Petaling Street to Sepang. She's doesn't look too stressed when i took her out from the carriage". I am as her new keeper, can felt something on her! Which is she felt so comfortable in her new house. Compare to her last shelter (at the pets shop, she have been kept in a medium size aquarium which doesn't allowed her to move around), I bought a quite large plastic aquarium for temporarily."
The Chinese water dragon is not a mythological character originating from the Chinese culture. It is a real life reptile from the agamid family of lizards that is native to China and other Asian countries. These lizards have intrigued many people around the world who have become obsessed with the Chinese water dragon and often adopt a baby dragon as a pet.
"Resting in her shelter"Emilda just have a very superb body-cutting. She is looked so gorgeous, and B E A U T I F U L!
"Acting infront of my DSLR camera"In its natural environment the baby Chinese water dragon feeds on different insects in order to get its daily dose of essential nutrients. It may also feed on plant material and fruits. When the lizard grows into its own it may even feed on small mice and fish. In captivity however the lizard is fed nutrient supplements that are readily available in the market in different forms.
"She taking her dinner right at SiX"
In the world of zoology the water dragon is known as physignathus cocincinus. Around the world however the Chinese water dragon is also known as the Asian water dragon and the Green water dragon. Although the lizard is primarily native to southeastern Asia it is also found in the island country of Australia.
"I LoVE her very much"
Wah, almost 9 night i have been scheduled to work for night shift! It was SO TIRED! Just imagine, i have to work all alone. Last time, we had some part-time staff to work and assist our permanent staff every night. However, all the part - time have been retrench since our Hotel Industries facing the impact of economic crisis. It not only here, i mean at my work place. It happened to all Hotel Business around the world! Even in Dubai itself! Singapore also does not hired the outsider anymore. Some of my friend who worked in Hospitality Industry also facing this hard situation where they have been retrench, coming back to the origin countries, and do 'grapes' at home! I was also have put away my intention about working to oversea at the end of this year. However, we'll see on how long the crisis will lasting.
Last night, there'a a lot of Event Order to be done beside preparing breakfast item for our Restaurant! Gosh. Luckily, this guy keep coming to my kitchen and does talked to me... even he is seem a little bit look nut! Thank You...
"A Nut Khalil"He have informed me that we'll receive another B O N U S E S this morning!
So, guess me... I am so excited!
I am just about continuing working till the morning.
With LOVE,
Man_KLiA
.................................................................B R E A K.................................................................
"b i t e me"
*All the entries have been write in daily, however has been kept in draft as i am quite busy lately.
It is Monday, Yesterday i was meeting Wan. My ex-UiTM mate. Nothing happened. It is just him and me went to Low Yat, check on the latest gadgets to be be use. I had intention to get a new PC as my NoteBOOK MUST be UPGRADE as well. It is just the memory matter. Eventhough i was thought about the pro and contra of buying a new PC for several time, however i am still deciding to get a PC! Here, i'd state some pro and contra for the option:
Buying a new PC (Separate kit):
- Much easier to working with all the picture that i will edit. (this is for my photography)
- I'd rather to keep on eye to a flat screen, as the monitor will be wide enough soon.
- The speed of the CPU will help to get a faster and a high-quality processing picture!
- I might need to spend sum money, probably up to RM400 to get a new external hard-drive.
- Also have to spend for the increasing the speed of my notebook(processor, RAM etc)
- It may cause me facing some internal problem! (I used to re-format this noteBOOK almost 7 times since i bought this Dell!
"ready for battle"
"BREAD - BREAK -READ"
Salam sayang dr man_KLIA
"BREAD - BREAK -READ"Salam sayang dr man_KLIA
"Ku mengagumi kebesaran Yang Maha Esa...
... dan aku menilai kehidupan dari sudut berbeza,
... tak memadai hanya kecapi rasa selesa.
PERTANDINGAN INI TERBUKA KEPADA KAKITANGAN JABATAN DAPUR SE-MALAYSIA. Sila bawa peralatan bertukang sendiri. Segala perbelanjaan adalah ditanggung Halal! Pastikan para peserta membawa bekalan cengkerik atau nama mat sallehnya ialah "Cricket" untuk dihidang sebagai sarapan pagi para peserta sendiri. Di ulang suara, cricket sejenis serangga yang tidak mempunyai unsur api seperti lighter berjenama "criket" dan ia sememangnya seekor serangga yang suka bermain bola lisut, "Cricket"! Lokasi adalah di belakang kilang Megasteel, Banting, Selangor. Sila pastikan para peserta juga mempunyai daya kesabaran dan keimanan yang kuat bagi menyertai pertandingan amal ini. Sekian terima kasih!
Sebelum Selepas
Biasanya pepagi ni, memang kita tido je kat rumah. Tapi dek kerana teringin sangat nak memancing, maka aku pon turut serta aktiviti memancing amal anjuran Kampong Megatron*. Sori x ingat nama kampong tu. Hiks. Walaupun kami ni x berapa expert dengan memancing guna ber batangkan Rod dan Mesin, tapi kami tetap meneruskan aktiviti ini sebelum masing2 balik ke rumah untuk bekerja shift petang tengaharinya. Dua gambar sebelum dan selepas ini menunjukkan kepada anda sebelum kami tiba ke lokasi dan selepas kami sampai ke kawasan lombong Megatron.
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"Subhannallah, lokasi sangat cantik, cuaca juga..PERFECT! Dia orang sumer sedang cuba menangkap ikan guna pancing batang rod, sementara aku pula menangkap mereka menggunakan kamera! Hehe!
Ini lah kelebihan nya bila bila kita dapat meluangkan masa di tempat - tempat yang sunyi. Hanya terdengar kocakan air di permukaan lombong,
Semua orang... diam,
Seakan bertafakur...
Menilai diri sendiri...
"Subhannallah"
Indah sungguh ciptaan Yang Maha Esa...
Hanya aku yang terus leka di buai... nikmat hidup sementara.
"Subhannalllah... tak putus-putus hati berbisik,
indah.. indah.. indah..
Segalanya tersangat indah...
Tenang,
Terasa damai... Jauh dari keletihan metropolitan.
Serta redha dengan segala yang sudah berlalu...
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"K e c a n t i k a n yang terpinggir"
"u n s p o k e n"
"Hitam dan Putih"
"A Human is getting b l u r and he's seeking the Reflection of life"
"A l o n e"
"alhamdulillah"
"k u a n t i t i tak penting, yang penting S A I Z nya"
"Best man win"
"You caught a S M I L E"
...............................................................end for today..................................................................
Ini lah kelebihan nya bila bila kita dapat meluangkan masa di tempat - tempat yang sunyi. Hanya terdengar kocakan air di permukaan lombong,
Semua orang... diam,
Seakan bertafakur...
Menilai diri sendiri...
"Subhannallah"
Indah sungguh ciptaan Yang Maha Esa...
Hanya aku yang terus leka di buai... nikmat hidup sementara.
"Subhannalllah... tak putus-putus hati berbisik,
indah.. indah.. indah..
Segalanya tersangat indah...
Tenang,
Terasa damai... Jauh dari keletihan metropolitan.
Serta redha dengan segala yang sudah berlalu...
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"K e c a n t i k a n yang terpinggir"
"u n s p o k e n"
"Hitam dan Putih"
"A Human is getting b l u r and he's seeking the Reflection of life"
"A l o n e"
"alhamdulillah"
"k u a n t i t i tak penting, yang penting S A I Z nya"
"Best man win"
"You caught a S M I L E"...............................................................end for today..................................................................
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